Unlocking the secrets of your online potential

Digital Marketing Services

What’s all this digital marketing nonsense then? It’s got to be that suite of tools that consist of jiggery-pokery, pouring your marketing budget into a big old black hole, algorithms and getting inside the brains of search engines… and it’s scary, right?

Not for SomewhatMedia!

We know what’s what when it comes to making sure your website gets seen. And not just seen by anybody. Because the honest truth of the matter is that anybody can drive traffic to a beautifully designed website and spend your hard earned cash while they’re at it.

But, and this is the magic bit… only a few can make sure the people who actually visit are the ones you want to find your products and services and who want to stick around and buy what you’re selling.

We can do that. And we can do it without pouring your marketing budget away like a day old cup of tea.

Of course, there are a few things we do that could come under the heading of jiggery-pokery. After all, we aren’t going to tell you all our secrets. But what we will do is take the time to understand a few things about you before we start.

We will really get to the nitty-gritty of who you are as a company. Who your customers are. Where they hang out. What they like and what they don’t like. We will find out what language they use and what images they prefer to see and pour it all into your website to make it as attractive as possible for them.


They won’t just browse and buy, in fact, you might find a few even want to move in permanently!

Social media, copy writing, email marketing, Pay Per Click campaigns, affiliate marketing, optimising your website (and not just for that monster Google), these are just a few weapons in our armoury.

And if you’ve had a website for a while and are quite frankly sick to the back teeth of keeping up with penguins, pandas, pigeons and pirates, why not let us do the hard work for you.

We keep ahead of the game when it comes to search engine updates and plan effectively to make sure our customers’ sites suffer as little as possible when a new Google or Bing animal creation prowls down to the watering hole to take a chunk out of your profits!

We can unlock your online potential and keep you in the loop with how successful we have been with regular reports, delivered straight to your inbox. We know that you are accountable for where your budget gets spent, so why shouldn’t we be too?

Please do get in touch, let’s have a nice fresh cuppa and a chat about how to manage the menagerie!

We want to hear from you.

Whether you’re a small business or an international company, we have a service to suit.

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“Some say Google is God. Others say Google is Satan. But if they think Google is too powerful, remember that with search engines unlike other companies, all it takes is a single click to go to another search engine.”

 – Paul Graham, Y COMBINATOR